As If High School Wasn't Hard Enough the First Time: A Few More Thoughts on Facebook

A picture may say a thousand words, but I only need my Facebook profile picture to say five little words: “I did not get fat.” It also needs to infer another 5 or 6 sentiments such as: I’m blissfully happy with four beautiful and intelligent kids, a way cute husband, an awesome career, and I live in one of the best cities on Earth. Of course, I don’t want to brag.