Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Attention Balloon Parents

Hey Heene Parents:

 

With so many options to damage your children, did you really need to pimp out your kids to reality T.V. and every news outlet that would listen?

 

A good ol’ dose of emotional abandonment with a little bit hyper-criticism and overly high expectations would have been enough to guarantee life-long therapy for the kids without a multimedia record documenting for perpetuity what a douchebag their father is.

 

In the future be like every other family in America and keep your dysfunction hidden. 

Sincerely, 

Garbageman's Daughter