“So, what do you expect to win?” asked the fifty-something year old man, flaunting a bad rash and the smell of coffee, pot and self-inflicted lovemaking.
“Huh?” responded the sprightly teenager as she folded her retro Care Bears t-shirt and nervously clung to her laundry basket.
“Your shorts say ‘Expect to Win.’”
“Oh that was the motto for my high school softball team last year.”
“Really, you were in high school last year?”
“Yep.” She giggled as she added her cotton white panties to her pile of yoga pants and sports bras.
As I watched this perverse dance between a stupid college girl and dirty old man, I felt sorry for the poor girl who clearly suffered from bad mothering. A good mother would have told her.
1. If you wear words on your ass, you always should be cognizant of the fact that there are indeed words on your ass.
2. If you wear words on your ass, you should know what your ass says.
3. If you wear words on your ass, expect your ass to be read by dirty old men expecting to win.
4. Don’t wear words on your ass and put some damn clothes on.
What’s wrong with mothers these days?
