Don’t Ask Me….You Don’t Want To Know

You say: “How are you?”

I say: “Fine. Thank you.”

But, I am not fine.

I am angry. I am scared. I am sad. I hate God if I even believe there is a God. I am jealous of your healthy children. I want to cry so hard that I’ll cleanse myself from the inside out. I am exhausted. I am tired of putting a positive spin on the fact my kid is sick. That is how I am.

Glad you asked?

Boiling Over!

Too many over-boiling pots on the stove. Turned up the heat way too high on one and had to move it to the backburner. Will I ever learn to boil milk without setting off the smoke alarm and damaging the pot?

I am so ill-equipped for a four-pot stovetop; hotplates are more my thing.

A Little FYI for the Casual Prince Fan

When you are talking to a hardcore Prince fan you might want to try a little harder than “Purple Rain is the one the greatest albums ever?” True. It is a masterpiece, but mentioning Purple Rain is too little and about 25 years and 10 months too late. 

Bet you love Thriller and Like a Virgin too.