Dear Michael Jackson Fans:
Please accept my sincere condolences. I am sorry for your loss.
Truthfully, I am not feeling much grief for the King of Pop. It could be because he was an accused child molester. Or maybe I am just irritated that his two sons are both named Prince; he had the nerve to die on the 25th anniversary of Purple Rain; and, now all the Wacko Jacko crazies will flood the Prince boards.
Please don’t take this personally, but we don’t want you. We have enough of our own nutballs, so go check out the Madonna boards.
I bid you good luck in your search to find a new freak to idolize.
Sincerely,
A Prince Fan
