Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Sophomore Ambitions

Author’s note: Essayists are encouraged to collect stories that they have heard from others that resonate with them. Here is a story that I heard from a former co-worker. I imagined most of this dialogue.

Tenth Grade Teacher: It’s the start of a new school year. Let’s talk about our goals. 

Girl #1: Improve my grades in math.

Teacher: Good.

Boy #2: Run a 6 minute mile.

Teacher: Great. Anyone else?

Girl #3: I am going to become Ricky’s girlfriend this year.

Class bursts out in laughter. 

Ricky slumps in his seat in embarrassment.

Girl smiles.