Sunday, March 21, 2010

To Spank or To Kiss

A grim diagnosis for his son’s future leaves Dad exhausted and depressed. He stays in bed a little longer than the rest of the family.

All four kids jump onto the bed to wake him. Nothing rouses him out of his grumpy haze until his middle son leaves the room only to yell: “Dad, I am having shakes!”

Dad leaps out of bed.

Mischievous son responds: “Ha, ha, Dad. Got you out of bed!”

Time out!

Strict rules are laid out about faking seizures to get attention. Punishments are clearly defined.

Mom secretly laughs about her practical joker’s innovativeness.