Wednesday, May 19, 2010

The Cure

“Are you a dog-person,” a neighbor asked.

“No. They are okay from a distance, but that’s it,” I said.

“You should come over some time, and we’ll do some behavior modification,” she said.

“How are you going to modify the dog’s behavior?” I asked.

“No, not the dog’s, yours," she replied. 

Well dog lovers, there is no need for therapy or behavior modification to treat my cynophobia. The cure is simple: Keep your dog on a leash!