The Adventures of the Garbageman's Daughter

Only a person who is congenitally self-centered has the effrontery and the stamina to write essays. --E.B. White

Monday, May 3, 2010

On Writing Professionally

Do you expect everyone you know who exercises to become a professional athlete?

Posted by Garbageman's Daughter at 4:54 AM

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